Red: Wedgied, sleepered, stuffed (with $100 bill)

Ted Dibiase's now a born-again Christian type guy, but back in the day he was pure evil. Or at least he played that. As the Million Dollar Man, Dibiase was the perfect villain. And there was nothing better than watching him stuff money into the open, hapless mouths of jobbers. He was aided by his trusty sidekick Virgil. And in this match against Red Tyler, Sapphire joined that duo. 

Red was in his, fittingly, red trunks for this one. These trunks were wedgied many times, but they weren't my favorite of his (see: Green). Still, this is one of the more humiliating matches any jobber's had to go through. He gets tossed out to the ringside area by Dibiase. And then, while on his hands and knees, Virgil yanks him from behind and tosses him back in, giving him a gigantic wedgie.I love scenes like that because the jobber is right in front of the crowd. What are the fans thinking? Are they taunting the jobber, laughing at him, smirking? Oddly, Red does not pick it out and is forced to wrestle the rest of the match in just a thong. Just like he would a short time later against Mr. Perfect. Actually, Dibiase never really gives him much of a chance to pick it, as he is on him instantly and sending him into the ropes for a power slam.

Dibiase finishes it off by putting him into the patented sleeper. And then the ultimate, and a scene I've wished I could have been in a thousand times. As Red is sprawled on the canvas, Dibiase reaches down and stuffs a $100 bill into the jobber's mouth as the camera gives us a great closeup.

Extra humiliation points in this one because of Sapphire's presence. I always loved the idea of female managers or valets watching jobbers get dominated and destroyed. Did they ever get off on it themselves, I've wondered? Maybe, probably not. But I love the idea of Baby Doll, Sherri Martel, and, especially, Jacqueline, watching and participating in the humiliation of the jobbers in their skimpy trunks. 

In my own fantasy story, I have a match of "myself" against Dibiase with a similar result as this.