Tommy Angel's white trunks meet Arn Anderson

Ah, Tommy Angel. What a fitting name. He was a classic jobber for a decade and we got to see him age, as he went from having a full head of hair to almost none. And his trunks changed. But fortunately they always stayed skimpy. But this match is Tommy at his absolute jobber peak. These white trunks should be put in the Smithsonian, next to Ali's boxing gloves. He'd eventually go to yellow trunks, and even pink for a short time, but none were as delicious as these, which seemed to ride up his ass constantly.

And who better to abuse those trunks than the hairy, mean heel Arn Anderson? Arn loved bashing and dominating jobbers. And this match is a classic. First the fact it takes place in that old TBS studio that was the size of my living room. Very intimate humiliation. At the one minute mark of the first video is the worst drop kick in recorded history. Poor Tommy.

From there, Arn grabs him by the rear waistband and fires him out.

Wedgie Number One. Tommy doesn't even have time to pick it and Arn is climbing out and mounting the poor jobber, grinding his face into the cement while yelling at the camera. Tommy gets a brief second to pick out the right side of the wedgie, but a second later Arn is firing him back in by the trunks.

Wedgie Number Two.

Arn keeps kicking and working on Tommy's arm. But it's good to see a man who enjoys his work.  Now we're onto the second part of the video. At the 40 second mark, Tommy gets brave and tries delivering a bit of offensive, which seems just to piss Arn off. Arn then takes the back of Tommy's virgin trunks and pulls up, forcing him into the corner. Hello Wedgie Number 3.

At about the 1:40 mark, Arn pulls up Tommy by his luscious locks. Christ, what I wouldn't pay to have Arn Anderson controlling me by the hair and grabbing my trunks every 30 seconds. Check out at 1:50, when Tommy's draped over the ropes and Arn is torturing them there. Tommy is facing the crowd, which in that tiny studio is about three feet away. Some women in the front row are pointing at Tommy. God I'd love that humiliation.

Finally we get to the finisher. And if you haven't finished yourself off by this point, just wait, you will after this. Arn lifts Tommy up for a face-first suplex, a perfect finishing hold. He again grabs the trunks to lift young Mr. Angel up. And then for the pin, he grabs the side of the trunks to turn him over. Love when the heels do that. Don't just roll them over by their shoulder; grab those trunks and pull. Wedgies number five and six. 

Good Christ, this entire match is nothing less than jobber porn. God bless the old NWA/WCW and their Saturday night jobber fests. For jobber fetishists - jobberists? - there was nothing like it.