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Monday, August 3, 2009

Red Tyler vs. Mr. Perfect - most humiliating match ever?

If there's a Jobber Hall of Fame, Red Tyler should be a first balloter, with 100 percent of the vote. My favorite jobber, a true pro. Endured multiple humiliations, all to make the heels look good. I remember so many specific Red matches and I'll try to highlight a few here over time. This is the top one. Red against Mr. Perfect. It's an infamous match. Shortly into it, Red ends up outside the ring. After taking a chop, Red is tossed back into the ring by Perfect.

This gives him a decent wedgie. Red's decked out in his delicious, awe-inspiring green trunks. You can see some people in the front row facing the camera start laughing when Red's ass is facing them. But the ultimate humiliation is still coming. As he's on his hands and knees, Red is viciously yanked up by Perfect, who then holds him there for a few seconds before delivering an atomic drop. Red never bothers to fix the trunks and, for all intents and purposes, wrestles the remainder of the match in a thong. The crowd is going nuts, cameras are flashing. Eventually Perfect pins him with the perfectplex and Red's wedgied ass is there for all to see.

Adding to the humiliation is that the announcers, Vince McMahon, Jerry Lawler and Randy Savage, comment on Red's trunks. Vince says Mr. Tyler is having a problem with his tights. When he's yanked up, Savage says, "look at this." And it continues.

These were my favorite Red trunks. He also wore a pair of red ones - which received wedgies from Dibiase and the Barbarian - and a stars and stripes pair, that IRS wedgied up his ass. But the green were the best. Later he'd be wedgied in them by the Nasty Boys. On the embedded video, the commentary is not in English. I couldn't embed the english version so will just paste that link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta6_dQuYiog

Red Tyler, Hall of Famer.




Welcome to jobber humiliation

Hello. This will be a place for fans of jobbers, heels and squash matches. I especially love pro matches, real pro matches and fantasies about pros. My heros are not firemen or police officers (though they are great at their jobs). No, my heroes are Red Tyler, Tommy Angel, Ron Cumberledge, Brad Armstrong, Bob Emery, etc., etc. Basically, any jobber who was brave enough to get into the ring in small, satiny trunks and be abused for their masters, ie., the promoters. Love seeing them wedgied, yanked by the hair, controlled in front of crowds large and small. Here I will analyze various aspects of jobberhood - my favorites, favorite heels, favorite moves, most memorable matches - and you will also find an original tale I wrote, called The Destruction of Danny Rogers, which is about one poor jobber's descent into jobber hell, where he's humiliated by Windham, Funk, Orton, Buzz Sawyer (I know he's dead, but this is just a story), and more.

Hope you enjoy.